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Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25884) - you deserved it (1004)

On 08/24/2012 at 12:08am - health - by Neurocardiogenic Syncope - Canada

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I lost you at salt.

#1 - On 08/24/2012 at 6:12am by aim4mundane

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You're just fucked. :/ Maybe DocBastard has wisdom for you.

#5 - On 08/24/2012 at 6:16am by lajaynay

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