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Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

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If your dad's that drunk, the microwave probably would've won the fight anyway.

#1 - On 08/14/2012 at 4:54pm by evilplatypus

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Dad: Why can't you ever *hic* heat anything evenly?
Microwave: ...
Dad: I asked you a question!
Microwave: ...
Dad: Answer me, damn you!
Microwave: *ding*
Dad: YOU'RE GROUNDED, SMARTASS!

#11 - On 08/14/2012 at 5:04pm by DocBastard

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