Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
by Todd / 08/14/2012 at 12:14pm / United States / Health
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If your dad's that drunk, the microwave probably would've won the fight anyway.
#1 - On 08/14/2012 at 4:54pm by evilplatypus
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Dad: Why can't you ever *hic* heat anything evenly?
Dad: I asked you a question!
Dad: Answer me, damn you!
Dad: YOU'RE GROUNDED, SMARTASS!
#11 - On 08/14/2012 at 5:04pm by DocBastard
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