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Today, I am exhausted and can barely move after being up all night taking care of my drunk and vomiting husband. He, on the other hand, feels much better and is bounding with energy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20362) - you deserved it (2614)

On 06/17/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Shenza - United States (New York)

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Well he better appreciate your help because you sound like a wonderful woman!

#2 - On 06/17/2012 at 10:20am by kevsnev

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Ah husbands, next time, get drunk with him! Then neither of you have to take care of the other.

#7 - On 06/17/2012 at 10:22am by isaiaah

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