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Today, I saw a psychiatrist for the first time. He asked me what had brought me there, so I said I needed to get over some issues. He told me to close my eyes and visualize myself constructing a bridge. I paid to get told to build a bridge in my mind's eye. FML

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I'm sure that's not all he offered you -_-

#1 - On 05/23/2012 at 2:37am by meghanlbruno

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Build a bridge... And get over it?? Haha

#7 - On 05/23/2012 at 2:41am by pbonham

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