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Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19357) - you deserved it (7708)

On 05/20/2012 at 11:03am - health - by jcdc - United States (Texas)

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Duh it didnt work. You forgot to add the mayonnaise.

#2 - On 05/20/2012 at 1:38pm by mpsteve137

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Your coworker sounds like a dick.

#1 - On 05/20/2012 at 1:38pm by greenwich1945

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