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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37892) - you deserved it (3130)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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Wow, I definitely just threw up a little in my mouth..

#1 - On 04/11/2012 at 10:07am by lillaurie89

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Wow omg that is even more disgustin than that other FML about a bug in her nose!

#2 - On 04/11/2012 at 10:08am by EmreArslan

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