By Scabby - 11/04/2012 09:53 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
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lillaurie89 2

Wow, I definitely just threw up a little in my mouth..

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EmreArslan 11

Wow omg that is even more disgustin than that other FML about a bug in her nose!

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BlackDogTactics 2

Totally gagging right now!

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BrotherTheo 31

On one Hand it reminded me of Itchy....Tasty...... On the other.... Ew. Just...*******...ew......

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sily44 0

The vomit has reached the top of my throat, gone down and come back up! WTF!!!

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kiakia0131 23

Ew. I was going to make breakfast, but now I think I will wait until I don't feel like I am going to throw up.

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sadistmonkey 19

It's a practice run for cannibalism. Run now.

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natureboyn 6

It's probably dry **** from the night before.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

If Noor is Sparta, and Sparta's a country, would that make country a Noor? And that would make country a Sparta as well? And so I live in a Sparta, so do I also live in a Noor? But I live in a house, so are houses Noors too? So then she truly is a ninja! All this time I've been looking at her, thinking "Oh look a house", not realizing Noor is the house I'm looking at!

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