By Scabby - 11/04/2012 09:53 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
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lillaurie89 2

Wow, I definitely just threw up a little in my mouth..

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EmreArslan 11

Wow omg that is even more disgustin than that other FML about a bug in her nose!

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Enslaved 36

Were you on strike? **Sorry about the hidden lame joke.):

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perdix 29

That's very clever. I like the way you used another meaning of scab. I'm guessing most of your readers are too young to remember about aggressive strike-busting tactics, but the rest of us got a laugh.

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p3mguin 7

He loves your body op! ;)

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KatieKupcake4195 9

I'm sorry, did you just say YOUR SCABS? Ugh that's disgusting. Perhaps you should get your boyfriend some special help. FYL, OP. That's just simply.. Oh I can't even think of a word to describe such a thing.

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Nbrandwine 7

His ...odd... affectionate way of loving you?

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lovebeecharmer 6

You had to tell someone didn't you. Dump his disgusting ass.

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loserman67 35

Okay, were you A: Disgusted. Nuff said... or B: Angry You ended your post with a definitive "My scabs." Sounds to me like you were saving them up for a little late night snack and got pissed off that he was eating them. So he's either very disgusting, very hungry or a selfish prick. Pray tell, which is he?

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Ashlee0715 8

So stop reading the comments!!

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