Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML
by Anonymous / 03/19/2012 at 12:28pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health
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YDI for trying to skip school, smartass.
#2 - On 03/19/2012 at 7:12pm by CynicVitality
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YDI for faking sick, but it'll suck to be you when you actually do get sick and it takes all day for your dad to pick you up. Not that this experience will motivate him to hurry in the future...
#4 - On 03/19/2012 at 7:14pm by kb021
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