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Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29504) - you deserved it (7709)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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Time to die your hair...... And freckles.... And whatever the hell else is orange

#2 - On 01/02/2012 at 3:01am by cinderellacat

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Gingers are becoming extinct.

#4 - On 01/02/2012 at 3:03am by fmessiah

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