By GingerJ - 02/01/2012 01:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
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cinderellacat 0

Time to die your hair...... And freckles.... And whatever the hell else is orange

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QQMorePlox 18

I agree with your dad, who the hell wants soulless blood

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THE_A_TEEN 27

End your "question" with a question mark, dammit! Soulless blood contains god-like properties that can save a human being. Idiot......

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You took time to reply, so you must care. Gawsh, I feel special.

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QQMorePlox 18

I'm really bored and have nothing better to do. I love making grammar Nazis feel special

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GoW_Chick 14

... and grammar nazis like to make you feel stupid so we all win yay!

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GoW_Chick 14

^ Wow my comment makes me sound like an idiot it's to early to be posting on FML I just end up sounding like an ass

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brianjman14 22

Don't **** with THE_A_TEEN. He will tear you a new asshole.

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NomNomMuffin 5

I'm ginger..... And it's awesome don't be hating our blood is pure ;)

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GoW_Chick 14

You tell them fellow ginger everyone else is just jealous their blood isn't as pure as ours

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cocodecoeur 12

Your comment somehow reminded me of Ron Weasley

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DizzyRamone 7

Lemme guess... red hair... hand-me-down clothes and a stupid complexion... you must be a Weasley !

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DictatorDom 5

I don't get the whole 'hate gingers' thing.

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xalerion 0

Orange hair and the other traits that people have that would make others define them as Ginger are almost all recessive, odds are the father is one himself or it runs in his family This fml just shows how idiotic people are in their attempts to get a cheap laugh, if only from themselves. It's not even slightly amusing, just stupid. Hopefully you don't take after your dad, and if you do, fyl x2

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THE_A_TEEN 27

He/she made a meaningful comment that made sense. She is not a loser, you are.

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cosmosis 12

Very true! People also say they "gingers" are dying. This isnt true. In some families these traits skip generations. In mine, the gene is present in every 3rd generation.

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docscientist 9

Genes do rise and fall in frequency, so it might appear to be a pattern.

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laden_swallow09 34

62 - I thumbed up your comment by mistake due to poor aiming on my part. Forgive me, guys

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shaydesiree 0

I know the feeling. My dad hides behind a cross every time he sees me because he "doesnt want me to take his soul".

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eeppiicc 8

Dude that's just a total douche move your dad needs to grow up I take a lot of ginger jokes but if someone did that to me I'd take that cross and beat him with it. That joke is Just going to far.

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jmalaer 5

Gingers dont have souls, trust me, i know because I'm dating one.

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fmlbrofml 0

My boyfriend told me the same thing,! D;

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kemmiixxbear 3

just cz someone is a Ginger doesn't mean try have Ginger pubs. the Color if most gingers other body hair is blond or brown!!! get a ******* life and stop making fun of us!

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