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Today, I'm on a medication that really dehydrates my skin. I thought split lips were the worst side effects. Other split orifices make a trip to the toilet a literal pain in the arse. No sign of stopping in the near future. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17670) - you deserved it (1454)

On 12/20/2011 at 7:46am - health - by ouch (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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Not even a joke try some Vaseline.

#2 - On 12/20/2011 at 12:44pm by moop256

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I guess you need that $90 moisturizer.

#11 - On 12/20/2011 at 12:47pm by upyourzlolz

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