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Today, I fractured my finger setting up a rat trap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13678) - you deserved it (8721)

On 11/26/2011 at 8:51pm - health - by _Oblivion_ - United States (New Jersey)

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Oh the irony.

#2 - On 11/27/2011 at 3:21am by mspoutylips

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I did that once too, that game is so hard to set up. Nobody even plays it to win really; we just like to watch the trap thingy go throu....
Oh. Rat trap.
Never mind.

#10 - On 11/27/2011 at 3:28am by StoryOfTheYear

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