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Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML


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On 11/13/2011 at 11:46pm - health - by mintypoison (woman) - United States (Washington)

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I used to play one of those in elementary school. We played at a Target once. We must have ruined their
business that day.

#3 - On 11/14/2011 at 2:57am by Fx13mz

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get your own recorder and do the same.

#1 - On 11/14/2011 at 2:56am by sofineedsaladder

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