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Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34462) - you deserved it (9505)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm - health - by box bulge - China

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how did this phenomenon occur?

#1 - On 10/21/2011 at 2:43am by ritzbits

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Guess you'll be bleeding twice this month

#17 - On 10/21/2011 at 2:54am by Rdvlvt

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