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Today, I woke up at 2 AM to the sounds of my roommate and his girlfriend on Skype, playing a game of, "No, I love YOU more, baby, schmoopy schmoopy schmoopy schmoo". It went on for around half an hour. FML

By GetAnotherRoomAlready - / Saturday 12 March 2016 05:58 / United States - Singapore
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"No, /I/ love you more, shmoopy shmoo!" "Why can't you just fucking admit that I LOVE YOU MORE?!" "No, /I/ love you more! If you don't agree, I can't see a future for us!" "Well then I guess we're over!" "Fine!" "FINE!" … "Move on and find somebody else." "No, /you/ move on and find somebody else."

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How the hell could you say that kind of stuff in the first place let alone for the half an hour. I'm sorry if I'm the only one, but I really don't ever want to be the one to hear the words "schmoopy schmoopy schmoopy schmoo" come out of my mouth or my boyfriends

The things people do for love. At least they seem to have found it! Still though, I cannot imagine how difficult that would be to fall back asleep to!

They are doing it wrong. If one wants to really declare one's love: wait until they are about to be frozen in carbonite, and expect an epic one liner in response. That's true love right there.

"No, /I/ love you more, shmoopy shmoo!" "Why can't you just fucking admit that I LOVE YOU MORE?!" "No, /I/ love you more! If you don't agree, I can't see a future for us!" "Well then I guess we're over!" "Fine!" "FINE!" … "Move on and find somebody else." "No, /you/ move on and find somebody else."

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