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Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30775) - you deserved it (2409)

On 08/29/2011 at 4:33am - health - by SoupCanoe - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

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Everyone knows Salmonella is a dinosaur!

#1 - On 08/29/2011 at 9:50am by xandros9

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You should have said 'I meant chicken pox!'

#3 - On 08/29/2011 at 9:50am by evaki1

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