Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML
by stephiew / 07/13/2011 at 11:15pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
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Nothing like a 1-upper.
#1 - On 07/14/2011 at 3:09am by herzskins
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ah.. old people these days.
#5 - On 07/14/2011 at 3:12am by TheKareBear
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