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Today, our new cat, which my mum was hesitant about letting us keep because she believes they're diseased, gave us all ringworm. FML

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On 06/16/2011 at 12:14pm - health - by catlover - China

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well that sucks I guess your mom had a reason to be cautious. she may know something but that's what you get for having a dirty pussy around

#3 - On 06/16/2011 at 5:05pm by hook_em

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Use protection when playing with pussy

#9 - On 06/16/2011 at 5:08pm by Insomniaddict

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