I don’t get it. We pee on laptops and in the bed and scratch people? Like I’ve said before. Your are a sad human being. I guess I’ll Compare You to Kitty litter...

If peeing on laptops is all you got from that you don’t have much of a sense of humor. Since I have to explain it to you, many great guys go out of there way to nice and generous to women they like only for it to turn the women off, who find themselves attracted to men who are really bad for them and they know it. Has this ever happened to you or someone you know? If you’re too nice to a cat it rejects you and if you’re too nice to a lot of women they reject you. That’s the joke! It’s ok to not like all the comments you read on the internet. It’s THE INTERNET. Insulting people over it is kinda lame. As far as you being sad, remember that it’s a good day for a good day!

Awe you sound butt hurt lmaooo. And no I don’t find you funny.

Marking territory is a grown-cat thing, not really a kitten thing. It has to do with hormones, they're territorial when they're old enough to reproduce.

Bendegit had it exactly. In addition, staring with wide eyes is particularly aggressive for cats. Instead, practice the "slow blink". The moment you make eye contact with the cat, before it turns its head away submissively, close your eyes for a whole second. When you open your eyes, look slightly away, and keep your eyes partly closed (almost but not quite squinting). Cats do this to signal a nonthreatening and/or submissive attitude. Later, when the cat is comfortable with you, you can maintain eye contact with eyes narrowed, just like humans who are comfortably in love do. Good luck.