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Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37851) - you deserved it (6757)

On 12/30/2010 at 2:14am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Screw them, keep running and lose the weight. :)

#2 - On 12/30/2010 at 6:04am by cmihran

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Run in place, in your house. Don't go outside.

#1 - On 12/30/2010 at 6:04am by FFML_314

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