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Today, my swim coach had me swim a 400 meter freestyle. Feeling a little sick near the end, I lifted my head to breathe, then burped, and threw up violently all in the pool. All my team mates screamed horrified running out of the pool, and now they have to drain it. I was told not to come back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31021) - you deserved it (3899)

On 11/15/2010 at 7:19pm - health - by grlzze444 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Hmmm.....I can't really tell who's at fault here. Sure, the darling felt sick, but if the coach wouldn't let them stop....hmmm.... this is one where I just cannot vote on it without more details.

#5 - On 11/16/2010 at 3:09am by Mirorbo

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Not that you would have come back anyway. o_o That's quite a lot to live down.

#2 - On 11/16/2010 at 3:07am by Back_In_Action

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