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Today, I went to boxing and this hot chick asked me if I was wearing a sports cup. I replied yes, when I wasn't. I thought she was going to check with her hand and feel. She checked with her knee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6514) - you deserved it (47746)

On 06/25/2010 at 1:09am - health - by Gbeat411 (man) - United States (Texas)

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YDI for lying.

#3 - On 06/25/2010 at 6:12am by SirSantpoort

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Idiot.

#2 - On 06/25/2010 at 6:12am by GavinRoskamp

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