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The illustrated FMLs

Today, after several hours of trying to get my triplet daughters to go to bed, they finally fell asleep. Exhausted, I went to the bathroom so I could go to bed. Not thinking about it, I dropped the toilet seat down rather loudly and flushed the toilet. All three girls woke up crying. FML

By sigh... / Friday 25 June 2010 06:44 / United States
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By  Sammara  |  0

Oof, that's rough! Have you tried just letting them cry it out and fall asleep? I promise it won't give them abandonment issues. If you've checked everything--fed, dry, safe/healthy, and comfortable--then they should be okay to just cry until they sleep. Just be sure to check on them ninja-style periodically.

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  Trickyklown  |  0

I'll do that also #2!! Let's piss everyone off!! Anyways OP that sucks where is the father of the babies? I'm sure he could help out a bit instead of letting you do all the work. Also Olive Garden sucks!! :O

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  lololol247  |  0

13, the girl in 8's picture is pretty... but you never know if the person behind the picture is actually a sexually confused middle-aged man getting over-excited by the attention you just gave him. But if you are a girl 8, and that happens to be your real photo, my apologies for a bad assumption.

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  ice_rose88  |  0

A lot of the time fathers have to sleep in order to go to work, think how much diapers and formula have to be costing... Or OP's nanny daddy could be military, ugh imagine triplet girls all your responsibility for a whole deployment...

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  Tripout  |  0

ROFL @ 34 it's true though. there's alot of weirdos out there  anyways...yea #8 u do look good...outfit confused me a bit (take the time to really look at it. it looks like it's two halfs of other shirts n jackets) idk but I like it dw 

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  tencentsakiss  |  19

43, it is a strait jacket Halloween costume I got a Spencers. So technically you really can say it is half jacket and half shirt, with a whole lot of buckles and straps. I love that costume. I was so excited when I found it, I thought I was going to have to order it online.

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  lololol247  |  0

38, haha online dating sites are a completely different story. People are more reliable on those things because the only person they would be embarassing is themselves if he/she pretends to be a he-she. On FML on the other hand... people just run cock-first into the comments telling anything with a pair of tits that they're "beautiful". 39, I'm thinking of joining the military. Special forces for 2 years to deployment from US as a navy SEAL to be exact. I'm sure daddy gets to visit his family on leave. Which is exactly why I want to join a spec ops forces like the seals... they get longer leaves, and to nice places, like Hawaii :)

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  Krajjan  |  9

Congratulations on having triplets. You now have a few options on how to proceed. 1: Hire what will probably be a ridiculously expensive nanny so that you can get just barely enough sleep to live. 2: Adoption. 3: Suicide. 4: Divorce and try to shove the 'joy' of custody onto your newly ex-partner. Please take a few moments to choose... now.

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  ThatsJustMii  |  0

how do we know this is a woman? I mean in most cases it would be but the op said he dropped the toilet seat... a woman doesn't raise the toilet seat, unless this person meant toilet lid it's probably a guy.... but that's just me

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  lcb92  |  0

having triplets isnt the end of the world... i happen to be one :) sure its really hard for the parents in the beginning, but once theyre older everything will be great. and this way the parents get all the baby stuff over with all at once

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