FML : Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I...

Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 January 2011 10:19 / United Kingdom

Intimacy

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By key_2010 | 0

#1970821 - Saturday 15 January 2011 19:44

YDI for having sex while the family was still home.

By sourgirl101 | 21

#1971262 - Saturday 15 January 2011 22:22

That's right, folks! I just made your little girl come three times! What's for dinner? I'm staved.

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By im_wilder | 0

#1970758 - Saturday 15 January 2011 19:34

fail!
strangely enough they didnt realise.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1970869 - Saturday 15 January 2011 19:52

At least youre gettin some!

banana_buddy | 6

#1970937 - Saturday 15 January 2011 20:08

YDI for not inviting the whole family to join in the fun.

bh0p | 0

#1971051 - Saturday 15 January 2011 20:43

how did it get on your foot? O.o

mona_is_here | 10

#1971385 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:12

Rule #1: do not have sex in the house full of family members.
YSDI

RedPillSucks | 30

#1971484 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:49

Condom goes on the penis, not on the foot.

Vintagedasmel | 3

#1972555 - Sunday 16 January 2011 9:33

Lmao#34!!

IronZombie | 0

#1977253 - Monday 17 January 2011 12:34

29, why not? the thrill of getting away with that is fun. op was just an idiot and got caught. this is why the mile high club is so amazing

cardoor12 | 0

#2151954 - Saturday 5 March 2011 15:29

gotta hate that

By YDI_Bro | 0

#1970763 - Saturday 15 January 2011 19:35

kinky ass shit right there

By lost12 | 0

#1970771 - Saturday 15 January 2011 19:36

dumbass lol and btw first!

Trembelwick | 5

#1970816 - Saturday 15 January 2011 19:43

lol no your not!

docscientist | 9

#1970819 - Saturday 15 January 2011 19:43

Are you lost?

Aerious | 0

#1971112 - Saturday 15 January 2011 21:11

I'm first too, gaiz!

By key_2010 | 0

#1970821 - Saturday 15 January 2011 19:44

YDI for having sex while the family was still home.

Suavis | 4

#1971253 - Saturday 15 January 2011 22:16

agreed

Igor_g5 | 0

#1971708 - Sunday 16 January 2011 1:14

What's wrong with sex when the family's there?

Alkix | 2

#1971927 - Sunday 16 January 2011 2:41

Sex, it's the activity the entire family can enjoy!

WallyTheWombat | 0

#1973288 - Sunday 16 January 2011 13:44

48, Incest*, get it right.

By goldiefox | 0

#1970835 - Saturday 15 January 2011 19:46

#3 fails ass like OP....sad, just sad.

By rottentomatoes | 7

#1970840 - Saturday 15 January 2011 19:46

ouch..

By felipe87 | 2

#1970954 - Saturday 15 January 2011 20:11

where did you think the condom went? no thoughts on clean up?

MaximilianMarche | 0

#1974171 - Sunday 16 January 2011 19:51

seriously. you didn't think to throw the thing away after so u just threw it on the ground. ydi

By Stevefett | 0

#1970962 - Saturday 15 January 2011 20:12

Why do my comments appear randomly? it's almost like every other one.

By Privations_fml | 0

#1970981 - Saturday 15 January 2011 20:15

Did you just throw it on the floor after you finished?

By uhs14 | 0

#1970999 - Saturday 15 January 2011 20:22

good job!!

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