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Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML

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On 04/19/2009 at 4:48pm - health - by TT (man) - United States (Maryland)

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I hope the shit from his sneeze didn't go in ur cut :S:S

#1 - On 04/19/2009 at 7:51pm by Gringo

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you would've had stitches either way...

#10 - On 04/19/2009 at 7:56pm by tiger69

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