Love and Injury: Young love

Young love

By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 02:00

Today, I had a horrible head injury that prevented me from going to my girlfriend's birthday party, and when my mom answered my phone, she thought my mom was a girl I was cheating with. Even after posting on Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat, in places she hasn't blocked me on, she just commented that I was faking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 913

You deserved it 95

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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By FFFFF- - 02/03/2011 17:12 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

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Acting out

By itsgotime - 20/03/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2013 05:23 - United States

Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

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Dirtysalamander1 13

Saturday 26 February 2022 2:22

don't even worry about it. you don't need negativiy in your life.

vg 4

Saturday 26 February 2022 9:05

that's called good riddance

Comments

Dirtysalamander1 13

Saturday 26 February 2022 2:22

don't even worry about it. you don't need negativiy in your life.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 26 February 2022 4:58

What did your head injury do to your judgment, Oedipus?

vg 4

Saturday 26 February 2022 9:05

that's called good riddance

Grumpy Jack 26

Saturday 26 February 2022 12:53

Tell her to head the **** out of your life.. Hope you don't suffer from after effects. Get well soon !

Brightside86 30

Sunday 27 February 2022 16:19

Some women are super insecure, my GF heard my voicemail transcription service greeting default which is basically a robot secretary with a female voice and her immediate thought was "who is this bitch answering my BFs phone"