Work: You what now?

You what now?

By bottlepoppin - 02/03/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, a customer opened with, "You open bottles with them thangs?" I looked around my desk for something he might've confused with an actual bottle opener. His girlfriend then informed me that he was talking about my breasts. I work for a bank. FML

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You deserved it 3 953

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 362

You deserved it 12 707

By StarDust5921 - 04/10/2016 01:55 - United States - Utica

Today, while working at a bank, I helped a customer who was making a large withdrawal. After I counted out his money, I asked "Do you want the strap on?" After a moment of awkward silence, as I realized how that came out, he smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't need one." and winked. Great. FML

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You deserved it 2 174

By fijiflu - 05/11/2015 21:31

Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 541

You deserved it 1 535

By milkshake - 23/01/2013 00:29 - United States - Pasadena

Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 707

You deserved it 6 261

By FML - 05/07/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 052

You deserved it 4 614

By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 212

You deserved it 26 892

By LadyLou - 03/11/2015 11:42 - Australia

Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 348

You deserved it 1 976

By grossedout - 22/05/2015 15:02 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to return a client's teeth to her. I work at a jewellery store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 943

You deserved it 2 227

Malfunctioning equipment

By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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You deserved it 279

My eyes are up here

By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 063

You deserved it 214

brodizzle 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:29

what

adelaide_evening 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:37

I say it's an FML on that mans girlfriend for having to put up with the guy if anything

Comments

Dayen 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:40

hahahah best pickup line EVER! don't get me wrong, it was horrible and offensive and disrespectful considering his girlfriend was right there but I'm a sucker for a good joke.

I_Suck_At_Life 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:59

I agree with #31 on both of those comments. Not the best FML but it still is one. Read my profile. That's an FML. I would submit it but I can't summarize that into 300 or less characters. =C Depressed people rule!!! <3333

Starhling 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 6:59

You're just another one of those "oh my life is the worst" people. You're life does not suck. There might be hard times, but doesn't mean that it sucks. I'm sorry, but when people do that, it just pisses me off because they take what they already have for granted.

chunkofchange 0

Monday 2 March 2009 22:03

why would he say that with his girlfriend RIGHT with him...such an idiot

Dr_Phil 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:43

I don't understand why this is a FML.

d_x25 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:03

ew, i feel so bad for you and also his girlfriend...it's nasty to have random guys say stuff about your boobs

2scarred2tell 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:16

I think it is funny as hell and I think I love his GF. They were probably pointing and laughing at the clerk while waiting in line. That is why she, his GF, knew exactly what he was talking about. Yeah it was crued, but that is what you get for wearing revealing outfits at work.

20batman09 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 5:28

wow ppl are slow its an fml, cuz when you got great breasts, ppl dont take the time to get to know you and really dont care, they just stare and make dumb remarks life can get depressing for beautiful peopel you know

naiveprophet 15

Tuesday 3 March 2009 7:28

and that's when you call in your manager and complain about sexual harassment. seriously, why do people think it's acceptable to just go around commenting on someone's breasts and make them feel that's ALL they are.

sillypun 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 2:09

that is some amazing shit. My girlfriend would crack up if I said that to a bank teller. Y'all got to stop taking everything so seriously and have some fun. Thats a classssssical line.

l33tm0nk3y 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 18:28

ya, hardly an f my life moment there. so some guy made a lewd comment - big deal. it's not even an insult - more of a compliment, really, i would think.