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By Saraaah - 19/12/2020 02:01

Today, I'm on a long car trip with a friend who makes fun of my pee breaks every 45 minutes. "Well, are you incontinent? You should wear diapers, otherwise we'll never reach our destination!" What she doesn't know : I have bladder issues, and even if I try not to use them, I do wear diapers. FML

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Same thing different taste

Pish yerself

By Carnage23 - 05/06/2016 12:38 - Germany - Herborn

Today, I was on a long road trip with my son. He had to pee, and told him he had to wait till I could stop the car. He started counting backwards from 10. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By sarah - 28/03/2021 20:00

Today, my parents wouldn't stop making fun of my shy bladder by camping out in front of the bathroom door while I’m trying to pee. As a result, I haven’t peed in 10 hours and my bladder is going to explode. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 17:07 - South Africa

Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML

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By "Jam2019" - 15/02/2019 14:00

Today, despite using the bathroom before I left my house, then at the bus station 10 minutes later, I still had to get off my bus halfway into my hour long journey to pee in a back alley or I would have wet myself. I'm 24 and this has happened twice in the last week. FML

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By forgotten - 21/09/2010 22:16 - United States

Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

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What he is thinking?

By fishyrael - 12/11/2019 01:00

Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML

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By FailedTraveller - 04/07/2018 15:00

Today, I took a long distance train across country. Early on I had an urgent need to use the bathroom. As I went to flush away the nasty, the preflush water violently projected my diarrhoea onto my pants before clearing the rest down the gurgler. I have 8 hours left on the train. FML

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By arw - 25/07/2012 06:10 - United States

Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML

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Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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Overdoing it

By Zill - 17/11/2022 10:00

Today, my girlfriend has become such a workaholic that I found her sitting in her office, soaked in piss. When I called her out, she said she didn't want to take bathroom breaks anymore, and asked me to buy diapers. FML

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ajsz051 3

Saturday 19 December 2020 2:53

Speak up and be honest! If they are true friends the will support you and not make fun of you.

xxlk4xx 6

Saturday 19 December 2020 18:19

I agree with the other comment! speak up and let your friend know that it actually is something you have to deal with!

Comments

ajsz051 3

Saturday 19 December 2020 2:53

Speak up and be honest! If they are true friends the will support you and not make fun of you.

xxlk4xx 6

Saturday 19 December 2020 18:19

I agree with the other comment! speak up and let your friend know that it actually is something you have to deal with!

DoctorPALO 14

Saturday 19 December 2020 20:30

If you don't trust your "friend" enough that you won't consider being honest with her, YDI.

juggalo2 20

Saturday 19 December 2020 21:20

That's really sad. You should let your friend know about your issue, and that that was very hurtful for you. Hopefully she learns something.

xbaconator9000x 16

Sunday 20 December 2020 2:27

Tell them. That will shut them up real quick.

Nhayaa 21

Tuesday 22 December 2020 5:20

Hit 3k FYL on french FML. Cultural differences I suppose... But comments are pretty much the same.

Tom Irvine 6

Thursday 24 December 2020 20:07

I had to go through bladder training when I was like 12 years old, I had a very weak bladder. today I can game for hours without a break because I got this "can't go just yet, gotta finish this match" mentality lmao