WTF?

By Champignon - 01/11/2013 14:17 - Belgium - Brasschaat

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Today, during dinner, my mom told my dad and me in great detail about the "awesome" new cosmetic surgery idea she just had: constructing earlobes for lobeless ears, using skin taken from women's labia. I was forced to sit through this until I finished my plate. FML
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Welshite 39

I'd rather have lobeless ears than wear lady parts on my head.

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ByronJess 17

That had to be ear-itating! No...? Okay...

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biglow223 6

Well, the recipient would get really excited when someone nibbled on her ears!

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MaySFML 4

Wtf. And what's wrong with attached earlobes.

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Jeffy91 28

You think its bad you had to sit there and listen to what all your mom had to say. Just think if/when she gets the surgery done, every time you look at your moms ears, you are also looking at your moms lady parts. Congrats in a hysterical manner. lmao

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thefastnfuryass 14

that's ingenious but probably better discussed amongst medical doctors. lol

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kaoticroy 10

That's douds painful , why not just use ass skin ? Or fake skin?

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lepy 6

fake. that "idea" was on a cartoon on youtube about dirty jokes

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Jordans436 11

That was ear-isponsible of her. Pahahaha

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