ACAB, Cops and Miscellaneous: Wrong 'un

Wrong 'un

By TheBeautifulOne - 23/08/2012 13:42 - United Kingdom - Ayr

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

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You deserved it 82 162

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By Is that..? - 17/07/2014 03:51 - United States - Aurora

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 915

You deserved it 4 854

Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 847

You deserved it 115

Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 013

You deserved it 2 290

By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 081

You deserved it 4 237

By GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 453

You deserved it 6 313

By fernie vazquez - 10/06/2012 09:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 360

You deserved it 20 490

Fake it til you make it

By tsardaukar - 01/04/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 606

You deserved it 72 746

Office embarrassment

By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 429

You deserved it 874

By Anonymous - 14/08/2019 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 579

You deserved it 140

By single again - 06/09/2013 00:29 - United States - Chico

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 111

You deserved it 5 294

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:53

It's funny how people like you turn out.

Zedd_fml 8

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:53

Karma is a bitch,ain't it.

Comments

rawrishpris 1

Friday 24 August 2012 8:16

OP got arrested AND had karma bite her ass yet she still names herself "The Beautiful One."

kriz_allizwell 6

Friday 24 August 2012 8:22

Karma please! what were you thinking??

MriFunny 6

Friday 24 August 2012 10:17

What comes around, goes around. And plus if you do the crime you do the time. Good luck OP...

furci24 2

Friday 24 August 2012 11:16

Hahaha. Burn.

Fmlsea 28

Friday 24 August 2012 13:35

least you might be nicer to her at the reunion !

CeltyStark 3

Friday 24 August 2012 13:54

that's awesome Lol

Soosie 6

Friday 24 August 2012 14:01

What comes around goes around Bitch! ~ Lafayette Reynolds True Blood

ceegee415 5

Friday 24 August 2012 14:05

Sounds like poetic justice to me.

scifichic92 8

Friday 24 August 2012 14:20

You SO deserved that one. Karma is a bitch.

Caaiittlliinn 5

Friday 24 August 2012 14:29

Can't wait till I'm older and I'm putting some dead beat douchebag from my school into a police car. It'll be so nice to finally be above them.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 7 August 2015 20:01

You were always above them. Bullies are insecure sacks of shit that harass other kids only because they want attention.

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