Would I lie to you?

By sarika - 24/07/2015 00:12 - United States - Appleton

Today, I had to explain to my boss that I was late to work because somehow my hand slipped when I was brushing my teeth, and I hit myself in the eye with the brush. I had to remove my contacts, wash my eye, and find my glasses. He didn't believe me, but at least my eye is minty fresh. FML
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heirofhope 38

I guess you could say your vision is in mint condition.

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cat4651 15

I would think your eye would be a little red and noticeably irritated after that- signs that should prove your story true to your boss!

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Econforthwin 15

Toothpaste in the eye is a killer too. It's like a freshening mace. On the positive side, yours won't have cavities.

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LoZelda123 20

Really? Why would you make something like that up? Sorry OP

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Rebles 15

I'm starting to think that brushing your teeth is way more dangerous then it is made out to be.

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worldclassrager 39

I'm not surprised he didn't believe you it seems a bit far fetched..

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iHappyFeet 11

Reminds me of that one spongebob episode where the toothpaste cap hit his eyeball.

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corky1992 33

at least you were honest lol

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jezka374 15

Excuses are excuses in an employers POV... They've heard it all... Sad but true

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Alicimo 11

I can't imagine how painful toothpaste to the eye must be! Sorry OP x

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raesos91 26

Aghhh! Feel the burn! Sorry op, I feel your pain D;

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XtremeHeat 14

At least you didn't lie and say Jack M. Crazyfish did it.

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