Intimacy, Embarrassing, Awkward and Contraception: Why would you stick that there?

Why would you stick that there?

By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 10:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML

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By badluckdrew - 01/05/2009 14:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML

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By PCJJacket - 05/05/2014 17:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML

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By omgdesdes - 16/11/2014 01:29 - United States - Casselberry

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML

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Missing

By Anon - 04/08/2013 05:36 - Australia - Perth

Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate-flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML

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By Rob - 06/06/2012 16:02 - United States - Neoga

Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML

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By Tucker - 18/11/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML

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By Brian - 04/05/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML

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By Otherguy - 18/11/2008 07:36 - France

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

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CherishFlowers 0

Friday 4 September 2009 1:09

Eww... don't keep it in your pocket.

DameGreyWulf 0

Friday 4 September 2009 1:10

OH WELL... uh, at least they know you're safe!

Comments

Nissi 17

Friday 4 September 2009 5:11

That's disgusting. Why the hell would you keep it in your pocket.? I'm sure there was atleast one opportunity for you to throw it away before you left. YDI.

RIKANA 0

Friday 4 September 2009 5:25

busted! RI

purple19 0

Friday 4 September 2009 5:32

This is inappropriate. 0_0

captainamerica50 0

Friday 4 September 2009 6:00

I can understand why he would put it in his pocket, I mean they proabably just have trash cans with no lid on them in their house and he didnt want it to get seen by people changing the trash, etc, especially if it was a mini trash bin in a bedroom it would definitly be seen. He probably just tied it up and had it in his pocket till he got outside/ to someplace where it could be disposed of discreetly. All you people who are saying why would it be in his pocket are a little dumb...

Akber1223 0

Friday 4 September 2009 6:02

captainamerica50 ur dumb. he couldve just flushed it down the toilet and this wouldve never happened

haneki_fml 0

Friday 4 September 2009 7:47

Well, you're really not supposed to flush condoms though...

freber120 0

Friday 4 September 2009 6:12

i modded this =)

popatia 0

Friday 4 September 2009 19:35

you should have said no

plexico 3

Friday 4 September 2009 6:19

He's saving them all up and on their first anniversary, he going to present her with a garden hose made of all the used condoms he sewed together! Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? A: One's a Goodyear, the other's a great year!