Drunk, Pranks and Miscellaneous: Where am I?

hm.. if i were you i'd probably end up trying to lick them off xP or scrape them off with the corner of my kitchen table... (either way i'd still eat them unless they seemed yucky :P

Bently24 6

Monday 16 January 2012 6:37

Can you taste the rainbow now?

nyannyan_fml 8

Monday 27 February 2012 17:09

Well was there at least an awesome message for you written in them? That totally does suck though, hope they came off fairly easy!

TheNinjaBacon 8

Saturday 8 June 2013 21:38

Yes it said, and i quote, "sssssssssssssssssss".

dhbeaver 9

Monday 14 May 2012 4:53

TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!

bubblesam01 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 14:07

You lucky bastard

hurley12 30

Wednesday 3 April 2013 3:25

Skittles pocs

TheNinjaBacon 8

Saturday 8 June 2013 21:37

TASTE THE MOTHERFREAKIN RAINBOW!!!

Sacytrl 28

Friday 23 August 2013 10:34

Did you dream the rainbow?

B6LLT 14

Friday 25 October 2013 11:39

what a colourful start to the day

crystalxa 35

Tuesday 25 February 2014 14:27

Sounds like one hell of a party! Try licking that rainbow!

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