Miscellaneous: Weird flex, but OK

Weird flex, but OK

By college estudiata - 27/06/2015 00:57

Today, I realized I need to get my life together after spilling ramen while taking a bath, again. FML

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You deserved it 7 419

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2018 22:00

Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely until the ceiling collapsed into the tub. I can't even wash the filth off because my bath is full of drain-clogging plaster. FML

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By Rayvyn - 21/10/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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Get rid of the evidence!

By Anonymous - 18/08/2020 17:11

Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML

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You deserved it 149

By Etta - 04/03/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunch time, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML

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You deserved it 584

By Numbass123 - 04/05/2014 17:17 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

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You deserved it 11 645

By youonlyneed2squares - 24/09/2014 04:10

Today, as I was lying in my bed eating my dinner, my roommate said to me, "I don't know how to say this, but we need more towels. The room is flooding." FML

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You deserved it 2 906

By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 578

You deserved it 8 108

By fatflabbyfail - 20/02/2010 06:09 - United States

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 147

You deserved it 42 309

By Lexi - 31/10/2009 20:15 - France

Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML

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You deserved it 36 242

Y'all need fiber.

By blondie875 - 26/05/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, I had just gotten out of the shower when I thought I had to fart, so I ripped it. instead, I shat all over myself and my floor. I'm 30. FML

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You deserved it 1 372

player20270 32

Saturday 27 June 2015 23:58

That's not the meaning of "clean eating".

novdestiny 23

Saturday 27 June 2015 23:56

at least it would have been easy to clean up!

Comments

kobomk 5

Sunday 28 June 2015 1:52

it's fine man at least you don't eat ice cream like I do

Nessco 36

Sunday 28 June 2015 1:52

Eating noodles in the bath??? Y totally DI

morganshea 16

Sunday 28 June 2015 2:07

Filthy Frank would be proud

zaps327 11

Sunday 28 June 2015 2:09

Eating ramen in the tub doesnt mean you need to get your life together, you just need to learn how to eat ramen in the tub lol

MeltedMango 8

Sunday 28 June 2015 2:18

But hey, at least you have relaxation and tasty food at the same time. I don't see a problem with the habit!

Jethco 15

Sunday 28 June 2015 4:23

I dunno about "getting your life together" but you should probably separate dinner time and bath time.

kjdeel 7

Sunday 28 June 2015 4:55

once you drop ramen in the bath it become a tub of ramen. Enjoy! ??

AvAfan 14

Sunday 28 June 2015 5:16

Ramen noodle bath bomb

Epikosity 15

Sunday 28 June 2015 5:29

but did you eat it?

bigred6693 12

Sunday 28 June 2015 5:59

The think the "again" is my favourite part of this fml haha

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