Health, Gun control and Party: Unusual method

Unusual method

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML

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By bitchyhiccups - 19/03/2012 13:14 - United States - Tempe

Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML

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By ChestExploding - 20/11/2013 23:53 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 22:39 - United States - Slippery Rock

Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML

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By OG Pinecone - 23/07/2019 20:11 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was hanging with friends up at my best friend's cabin. We were in his hot tub cracking jokes when he told one that sent me into a fit of hysterics. He tried to shut me up by splashing water on me. It worked, because when I jerked my head to the side, I dislocated a rib. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:56 - United States - Hermiston

Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML

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By hiccups - 13/01/2013 06:15 - United States - Canton

Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML

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By pregz - 27/02/2015 22:23 - United States

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

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By FMyThroat - 18/01/2013 00:39 - Peru - Lima

Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML

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By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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By boo! - 17/02/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I saw my friend across campus, and I decided that I wanted to play a trick on her and scare her from behind. Turns out, I scared a complete stranger with really bad panic induced asthma. FML

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Atropos_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:31

Who would ever think that's a good idea?

fahubugahds 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:34

pellet guns aren't loud... at all

Comments

Amorbis 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 0:58

Blow out his.

Sapphy 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 0:59

punch your friend in the face. if my friend had the hiccups i would go get them tons of water

CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:05

That sucks.

yungmoolahbaby 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:05

your friend should have to wear a sign that says he's stupid. his kind are the reason why they put "don't take orally" on hemorrhoid cream.

Cittenscollar 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:31

89, way to make a complete ass of yourself. The location of the punctuate mark relative to the quotation marks differs between different types of English. American English puts it inside the quotation marks - but in British style English, the placement of the punctuation marks vary. Do some research before you lecture people.

jSOPURE 3

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:42

Grammar Wars FTL. Anyways, YDI for letting your friends try such a dangerous trick. =/

somebodyshy 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:08

Methonks you do not know the meaning of "blowing out an eardrum" - it's a bit more complex.

beebeeL 1

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:23

ok WHY would you let him/her do that ??? im sorry but YDI .

scout_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:44

He's not your friend anymore, right? What really works for me is THINKING about spreading peanut butter on bread and making sure to get it as detailed and correct as I can. I think it takes the concentration away from the muscle spasms and that makes them go away! Though the upside-down glass works too, a lot.