Unusual method

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML
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Atropos_fml 0

Who would ever think that's a good idea?

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Mikeymikey 4

Man, FML posters have lekker friends.

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jetstream417 0

Sucks. I have had the hiccups for the past 48 hours. I feel your pain. You'll basically try anything to get rid of that shit. #116 - I agree.

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takran 0

That must be one hell of a pellet gun. Are these "pellets" in casings full of gunpowder?! A CO2 gun is not very loud at all...

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looking_glass 0

No, no thats not the way! And I know this sounds silly and unbelievable but it works. To get rid of hiccups get a glance full of water, - u have to have somebody with you - stand up straight, put your fingers in your ears, and the person whos with you is going to feed you water. You're blocking out the airways so it will help. Breath deeply, it might take a couple of tries but this will do the trick.

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RPGod 0

Your friend's an idiot. Sorry about your ear, though.

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evolveahimsa 0

i hope you gave that stupid muthafucka the ass whooping of his life. someone did that to me one time with a firecracker. hope you recover quick bro

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wellchit 0

you must have sissy ear drums if they get blown out by a pellet gun, you deserved it

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dancin303 0

ORIGINAL Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML FIXED Today, my friend was having a party. It was going WELL until I got the hiccups really badLY, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML YDI because you can't speak english. adverbs, verbs, and adj. not that hard people.

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