Turn off

By seriously - 02/10/2010 20:31 - United States

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Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML
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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for fornicating, especially with a guy who's obviously into **********! What other noises does he make when he RAMS EWE? (I bet someone beat me to this)

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WearingHats 14

No one thought of the ram part. I tip my hat to you.

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Elendil_fml 10

Just a note to everyone correcting her: "come" is how it was spelled for a while in the 20th century. Check old Anais Nin or what not. it's spelled that way there. Also, finishing after 20 minutes? He needs endurance lessons.

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denvan 0

lmao oh that's just way too weird. You should have "moo"

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Leftieswillrule 3

you have boyfriend who you have glorious sex with and his funny antics stopped your ******. sorry but you gotta deal with the not coming part because the rest of it isn't bad at all

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TibbysMusic 1

LOL! and does anyone else fin the fact that he lives two hours away irrelevant?

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fuggles 0

it's not irrelevant. she drove all that way so he coos baaaaaa when she was having sex with him

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joshsgirlfriendd 0

lol. that's soo weird. I probably would have been turned off too :/

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boopityboppity 11

I dunno, 53; my voice often bleeds sarcasm.

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number3band 0

Gives new meaning to **********, Eh? lmao

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