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By seriously - 02/10/2010 20:31 - United States

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Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML
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5t3ff1k4h 44

It can be spelled either way. Are you seriously not reading the rest of these comments? Don't bother posting yours unless you're willing to read a little, too.

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CoachLlama 5

I just hope he was not speaking the native tongue of his last girlfriend.

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samanthar 0

well at least u know "what" hes doing when ur not there...is there a farm around there or something?

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A_black_dude 0

I howl like a wolf

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nikkired 0

That's so funny,does he wear "lamb skin" condoms ?

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doglady 16

OP: LMAO, and ew. I agree, FYL

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noeeluv21 0

Lol! That's hilarious to picture in my mind, I can't imagine how that must've been for you! If I were you I would've started giggling uncontrollably lol

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