School and Money: Trapped

Trapped

By obeezy - 30/04/2009 19:56 - United States

Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me "Tampon Girl." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By iFail - 29/01/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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My stupidity

By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 20:00

Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML

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By the girl next door - 07/05/2013 05:10 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML

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Acting kinda sus

By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

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By geena - 27/10/2012 06:42 - United States - Washington

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

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Kickinchicken213 3

Friday 1 May 2009 0:11

You steal TAMPONS?

frootyloopyshin 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:11

Uh, don't they have tampons or pads at the nurse? Or too ashamed to ask for one? Guess that doesn't matter now.

Comments

Andy_King 0

Friday 1 May 2009 3:07

hahaha! i remeber moderating this one! omg thats too funny

Blardo 0

Friday 1 May 2009 3:16

Wow...Women know they need tampons but to cheap to actually buy them so they steal.

cucuto89 0

Friday 1 May 2009 3:21

Hey. tampon girl

omgitsseejay 0

Friday 1 May 2009 3:27

#1 lol i am going to spew clue goo all over the place

Zog21 0

Friday 1 May 2009 3:40

Guys lay off her... she's on her period- women are crazy when they're on it. And be sympathetic... she's on her period getting made fun of by her whole school, shes already depressed enough cuz shes bleeding out her vag they dont need to add to it.

annabananaxx 0

Friday 1 May 2009 3:44

Wow. You can't be bothered to pay 10 cents and you have to STEAL tampons? I'm sorry, but you deserved that one.

manamanah 0

Friday 1 May 2009 3:46

I would do the same thing... any girl in school would understand schools (or my school anyways) does not allow much time to go to the bathroom and take care of personal matters. Plus when your on your period you need a tampon asap... you don't have time to walk to the nurse and back to the bathroom. Layoff her!

grazynaanka 0

Friday 1 May 2009 3:51

that's why you use toliet paper. make a toliet paper pad to use. are girls really so clueless they don't carry an emergency tampon with them? and #81, i was in highschool not to long ago. all you have to say is i have an emergency that needs to be taken care of and they won't mind how long you are gone.