School and Money: Trapped

Trapped

By obeezy - 30/04/2009 19:56 - United States

Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me "Tampon Girl." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By iFail - 29/01/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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My stupidity

By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 20:00

Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML

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By the girl next door - 07/05/2013 05:10 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML

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Acting kinda sus

By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

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By geena - 27/10/2012 06:42 - United States - Washington

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

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Kickinchicken213 3

Friday 1 May 2009 0:11

You steal TAMPONS?

frootyloopyshin 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:11

Uh, don't they have tampons or pads at the nurse? Or too ashamed to ask for one? Guess that doesn't matter now.

Comments

monicamischief 0

Friday 1 May 2009 7:36

@ 81- that is not even true at all. you do NOT need a tampon right away. : / it's not like you just automatically gush out a river of blood. you have time to go to the nurse or ask a friend. it's not like a waterfall or something: //

prettyboy82 0

Friday 1 May 2009 7:55

you so deserve this! there are so many better choices to get a tampon or money to buy one, friends, classmates, nurses office, school office, etc... that's what you get for being a moron and a thief!

yzarci57 0

Friday 1 May 2009 8:11

I agree with 79, you have to be really idoitic to try to stick your hand up the tampon/pad machine. Girl has got some real issues if she couldn't just ask her friends for one. I do that all the time too.

yojoeletsmakeout 0

Friday 1 May 2009 8:56

this is gonna sound really silly, but what does "B.C" mean?

grazynaanka 0

Friday 1 May 2009 9:02

#104 I think you mean #80. Lol. OP: Seriously though, stealing is not good. You could ruin it for everyone. Advice from one lady to another. Always have at least two tampons on you at all times.

andreaa_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 9:17

omgggggggggg at least it wasn't a flavoured condom machine LOL

kellster 2

Friday 1 May 2009 9:18

So, clearly you've stolen them before. How about just paying for them? Idiot.

mattmag 0

Friday 1 May 2009 9:36

I agree with #23, it should be free. Just like you don't need to pay for toilet paper.

ilaughatfmls 0

Friday 1 May 2009 10:36

hahaha tampon girl.. so original. i mean really... but HAHAHAHA NICE GOING TAMPON GIRL!! but yea i agree with #23 tampons should be free..

grazynaanka 0

Friday 1 May 2009 10:58

well if they were free, then the school wouldn't be able to provide them for very long. the school does actually have to pay for these. it's not like the school gets them for free. and paying a quarter for a tampon isn't that bad.