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By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML

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Nice try, Karen

By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By deliveryboy - 05/03/2011 15:46 - China

Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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By Alup132 - 11/09/2018 22:00

Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML

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By extraflavour - 23/12/2009 20:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

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By anon - 10/11/2012 21:14 - United States - Kent

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2016 14:03 - United States

Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop taking delivers at the pizza place I work at. Someone asked if we could walk it to them. My manager agreed. FML

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Saturday 9 May 2009 12:55

you are such a douchebag.

PatientHope 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:56

**** your life? **** her life! You're an asshole.

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KitKat864 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:29

ur sucha dick!!! seriously? u deserve to be fired. u shud NEVER spit on someones pizza.. ever they PAID for u 2 deliver it.

Bryan_Z 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:30

i hope you get her a new on...douche.

chdunton1890 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:33

Wow. You are such an ignorant jerk! Regardless of ANY situation, you don't do that to a customer's food. A**hole.

TheProdigyLol 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:35

Seriously. Why would you spit on people's food. You have no grounds to do that, your ******* job is to serve us. ********.

idontgiveone 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:38

WTF. YDI. I bet you're doing a great job, asshole.

bosoxrule55 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:40

you ******* piece of shit i worked in fast food for 2 years and people pissed me off on a daily basis but i never did shit to their food cuz thats the cardinal sin. I hope you get whats coming to you you douchebag

Art_Vandeley 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:43

you...************

Plafulwolfe 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:44

you are the coolest guy ever! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BROTHER! ;)

geovanni 9

Sunday 12 December 2010 12:05

I assume this is sarcasm, it's hard to tell in typing

sin211 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 3:06

Uh it's a girl not guy stupid ass

drodbar 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:45

Hi - I just signed up for FML so I could tell you how much of a scumbag you are. FYL indeed.

chea_chea 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:48

Isn't it your job, to 'DELIVER' the pizza? Crippled or not, why should the customer make a 3 minute walk when your job description is to bring it to them? If that wasn't the case, they would've just picked up at the store and saved themselves from having to tip your sorry ass. You're terrible