Work: Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I...

By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML

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Nice try, Karen

By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By deliveryboy - 05/03/2011 15:46 - China

Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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By Alup132 - 11/09/2018 22:00

Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML

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By extraflavour - 23/12/2009 20:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

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By anon - 10/11/2012 21:14 - United States - Kent

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2016 14:03 - United States

Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop taking delivers at the pizza place I work at. Someone asked if we could walk it to them. My manager agreed. FML

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Saturday 9 May 2009 12:55

you are such a douchebag.

PatientHope 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:56

**** your life? **** her life! You're an asshole.

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dol567 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:14

YOU SOO DESERVED THAT. WTH would you SPIT on ANYONE'S freaking pizza? Do you have anger management issues? That's your JOB, to deliver pizza. Who cares if it's someone five steps over? You should be fired.

LiveLoveLife_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:17

Go quit u asshole.... seriously dude?! ok granted people do that when their fine, but people in wheelchairs, walkers, canes, and crutched/cast would rather not make that trip.... Point of my rambling: You NEVER really know the circumstances.. so don't just go assuming everythign next time.. but friken eww! Spit?! Go quit and work places w/out food nasty ass!

darkimmortal777 6

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:18

wow ur so disgusting, why would u ever do that???? yea its the customers problem for u being busy and for u having lazy ass workers.....NOT.. ur so disgusting and i hope that u die a thousand deaths have a nice day, asshole ****.

keax_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:19

you are a bloody jackass. what is wrong with you? you should totally be fired.

ssnickel 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:20

Why don't you just quit your job then? You're an asshole.

punkazzneon 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:24

Your paid to deliver the pizza, not to spit on the pizza. If you don't like it, find someplace else to work, don't take it out on the customers.

i_am_tiff_21 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:25

I hope she finds out so she can complain about you and have you fired.

Rodjmeister 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:25

Dick. And the irony of this is that my friends and I once walked (while blazed as hell) fifteen minutes to Papa John's because we forgot they delivered.