Health: Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped...

By clumsy - 04/01/2011 15:47

Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML

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By damnbananas - 24/01/2011 20:38 - United States

Today, while at school, I slipped on a wet patch in the hall and fell over, smacking my head against the floor. I laid there for a good five minutes in agonizing pain while people literally walked over me. Not a single person bothered to help me up or ask if I was okay. FML

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By college will be fun they said - 15/09/2017 19:30 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was running late to class and slipped down a staircase. Not only did nobody help me, but when I got up I noticed an old man staring at my ass. FML

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By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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By Yes - 24/11/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By kill me - 31/01/2009 15:30 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML

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Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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Marksterrr 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 18:57

Sounds to me like your boyfriend suffers from a world of problems that could best be solved with you breaking up with him.

kittylady666 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 18:54

dump him.

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HelloWorldofMine 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 22:15

Simple Solution: Kick him to the curb, literally. You deserve better.

Hidan_fml 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 22:26

Maybe you should have used that chainsaw on your ex-boyfriend. :D

HoldenGrudges 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 22:26

**** that guy; dick

savvy_suzy 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 22:31

This sort of behaviour will only continue if you let it. Tell him to grow up or get lost. Life is to short to deal with that sort of nonsense. Step up to the plate OP.

Sparkadelic 4

Tuesday 4 January 2011 22:41

If hes like that all the time, sleep with his best friend then tell him at some social gathering or other crowded place. Calmly get up and leave seeing as hes embarrassing you.

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Tuesday 4 January 2011 22:42

Hey OP! New Year=New Boyfriend. Get it?

MissPo3s 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 22:52

That's not a normal reaction, OP.

sallen0046 4

Tuesday 4 January 2011 23:30

Unless you broke a limb or were bleeding all over the sidewalk, it's your own fault for choosing to remain in a relationship with someone who doesn't even have the common decency to ask if you're alright. The longer you accept such behavior, the worse it will get.