100
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments

Dude I feel for you. About the girl and the dog, I have a soft spot for animals, but dont worry kerp ur head up the night is always darkest before the dawn

It looks like you went barking up the wrong tree and got bitten by bad news. Maybe if you had begged your girlfriend a little longer you might have gotten a treat but you were just a bad boyfriend. Now it is time to pound the streets and find another girlfriend, don't sit there like you're tied to a tree.

Comments

Your dog probably killed himself because your girlfriend dumped you and, by extension, him. That girl really gave him a helluva red rocket.

By  jayAZ

Maybe she knew about your dog before you did and that was whole reason for dating ur pathetic ass! buy a cute puppy...maybe she'll take ya back!

Dude I feel for you. About the girl and the dog, I have a soft spot for animals, but dont worry kerp ur head up the night is always darkest before the dawn

It looks like you went barking up the wrong tree and got bitten by bad news. Maybe if you had begged your girlfriend a little longer you might have gotten a treat but you were just a bad boyfriend. Now it is time to pound the streets and find another girlfriend, don't sit there like you're tied to a tree.

Reply

I agree. He certainly sounds very melancollie, like he stepped in a big mud poodle. Whatever you do, don't collar. She'll probably terrier heart out all over again. And don't go chasing after her trying to retriever; you'd only look more pathetic. I would suggest a little trip to get over her - maybe to Labrador. You can use my travel agent, Jack Russell. He's a boxer on the side, but he's excellent.

Reply

Your nephew looks a little more buff then you. Thenewguy3 time to go workout some more.

your dog died, get over it. As for the girl, she's cheating on you. ...i'd dig my key into the side of her pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive. jk

Reply

Depends.. did you just broke up with your boyfriend out of the blue, then wouldn't listen to his pleads? And did he then call his mother to ask for advice, who told him his dog just died? If you can answer all these questions positively: you're not.

Three quarters of the people who comment on this site are seemingly in the middle of a competition to see who can be the least sensitive asshole. Sorry about your dog, and your breakup. Keep your head up.

Reply

Wait, isn't that the whole point of the comment section? *rereads FAQ and posting rules* "Please don't post any shocking or hateful comments" WHAT??! I've been doing it wrong this whole time?? Shit!!!

Reply

Sorry, you're never going to win. It's like the Never Ending Story, except this time, it's true.

On the dog: condolences. On the girl: you pleaded? dude, grow a pair. NO ONE is worth your dignity. Learn to be whole and self-reliant on your own (ie. happy whether you've got a girl or not). Then go find a rebound girl. Only think about a new relationship of any kind AFTER you've accomplished those two goals.

Loading data…