By lovinlife028 - 10/04/2015 15:08 - United States - Nashville

Today, while walking my dog, I opened my mouth to yawn. A wasp took the opportunity to fly into my mouth and announce its presence by stinging my tongue. FML
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lovinlife028 24

Hey, OP here! Just to clarify, I normally DO cover my mouth when yawning. The wasp just beat me to the punch. At least I'm not allergic, and it's definitely something I've been chuckling about most of the day. Luckily, my boyfriend was able to get me to see the bright side of this event. :)

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Miss_Whipped 43

The wasp liked it, so he wanted to put a wing on it. Edit: Or a sting on it. But seriously, thank heavens you're okay.

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Cocoapelli 23

Bad luck like that is hard to swallow.

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gintwinsmoore 20

I had something on the tip of my tongue I wanted to say...ahhh, forget it...lol fyl!

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rockwrench 18

Dam, that had to hurt. Isn't that dangerous with your tongue swelling and possibly blocking your airway during sleep? That had to suck OP.

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JetCyclone27 18

This happened to me in a corn maze once

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VeganDarkLight 31

Damn you! I just had my mouth shut when I read your comment and now I'm yawning again.

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BaDumTsss_fml 23

Well, you know what they say: yawning is infectious!

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JKPwnage 27

I'm a bumblebee. I make honey, pollinate flowers, generally a nice guy. I'm a wasp. **** you.

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NutellaBear 3

Ow! URF! Saw something similar happen went a friend took a swig from his coke can. Little did he know a Yellowjacket was already in the can taking a swig too. The poor guy couldn't talk much for the rest of the day.....

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abNormal62 23

What's that buzz? Tell me what's a-happening? What's that buzz? Tell me what's a-happening? Jesus Christ! This story almost makes you a superstar....

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