By lovinlife028 - 10/04/2015 15:08 - United States - Nashville

Today, while walking my dog, I opened my mouth to yawn. A wasp took the opportunity to fly into my mouth and announce its presence by stinging my tongue. FML
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lovinlife028 24

Hey, OP here! Just to clarify, I normally DO cover my mouth when yawning. The wasp just beat me to the punch. At least I'm not allergic, and it's definitely something I've been chuckling about most of the day. Luckily, my boyfriend was able to get me to see the bright side of this event. :)

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Miss_Whipped 43

The wasp liked it, so he wanted to put a wing on it. Edit: Or a sting on it. But seriously, thank heavens you're okay.

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Cocoapelli 23

Bad luck like that is hard to swallow.

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Badkarma4u 17

Wasps are like a biblical plague here in Tennessee.

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xxjohndoexx9 10

YDI because its courtesy to cover your mouth when you yawn.

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Leeta89 0

Yeah because her dog cares about the courtesy of covering her mouth as she's yawning. Sorry op, hoe you're feeling better.

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linkinpark98 23

That's what fuels my nightmares.

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malachite1357 11

OP, even though stung, you are still a master of words- funny how this FML is worded (and it made me feel bad for laughing at a sting like that). Hope you stay in good spirits and feel better soon!

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Twixx66 9

And this, children, is why we cover our mouths

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imbedderdenu 23

that's why you cover your mouth when you yawn. not only does it show manners, but your agape pie hole will be safe.

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