By lovinlife028 - 10/04/2015 15:08 - United States - Nashville

Today, while walking my dog, I opened my mouth to yawn. A wasp took the opportunity to fly into my mouth and announce its presence by stinging my tongue. FML
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Hey, OP here! Just to clarify, I normally DO cover my mouth when yawning. The wasp just beat me to the punch. At least I'm not allergic, and it's definitely something I've been chuckling about most of the day. Luckily, my boyfriend was able to get me to see the bright side of this event. :)

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The wasp liked it, so he wanted to put a wing on it. Edit: Or a sting on it. But seriously, thank heavens you're okay.

Cocoapelli 23

Bad luck like that is hard to swallow.

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Unless u want to look like ur dog, cover ur mouth when u yawn lmao

Countryboy1996 18

That'll teach you to cover your mouth when you yawn. Learn some manners.

"diamonds and gold, is that what you keep in your mouf?" - Ludacris

hoosiergirl94 31

And this is why you cover your mouth when you yawn

Hey, OP here! Just to clarify, I normally DO cover my mouth when yawning. The wasp just beat me to the punch. At least I'm not allergic, and it's definitely something I've been chuckling about most of the day. Luckily, my boyfriend was able to get me to see the bright side of this event. :)

The wasp liked it, so he wanted to put a wing on it. Edit: Or a sting on it. But seriously, thank heavens you're okay.

YourOpinionSucks 22

I hope you ate it to gain its power

Nope. Sorry. This was the one time in my life I spit out instead of swallow.

Im so glad you aren't allergic! If I had been stung on my tongue it probably would have resulted in an ER trip. I once got stung near my eye and it looked like someone had attached a baseball to my face.

tantanpanda 26

You shoulda chewed it up for stinging you.

Lucky I'm allergic to wasps and bees. Last time my friend shared her Gatorade with me a bee was on it I didn't pay attention since I was dying of thirst and the bee stung the inside of my cheek. Every time I get stung I cough up blood ;-; Bees and Wasps are assholes

_guy_j 12

You should definitely go to the doctor soon. getting stung in the head with wasp venom is very dangerous, even if you're not allergic.

One sting isn't enough to harm. I've been stung on the face, and I was fine, although the stinger did break off in my cheek.

This happened to me too once! The only difference was that I was eating a donut

duckie227 22

My mother always said 'cover your mouth when you yawn' and now you see why. Lol

there's a time in your life when you're forced to eat something. this is that time. shoulda eaten that lil sucker.