Memory man

By Anonymous - 20/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Kennebunk

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Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML
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mattyiscool123 26

I don't think you're a dumbass for not knowing her middle name. But for saying "doing the dirty"

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booboom 18

It's weird that she wanted you to say her entire name.

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mattyiscool123 26

I don't think you're a dumbass for not knowing her middle name. But for saying "doing the dirty"

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Tripartita 44

I've been studying the FMLs from the past few days, and if my calculations are correct, you could've saved face by shouting "NEBULA" in place of her middle name.

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booboom 18

It's weird that she wanted you to say her entire name.

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xx000o 27

She was just presizing the wedding ring.

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TheHarvardian 25

Yeah, that seemed kind of weird to me too.

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TheHarvardian 25

Yeah, that seemed kind of weird to me too.

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Waxman_ 6

has a fetish of being in trouble with her parents?

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heheheitsme 5

Honestly, I'd say it depends on how long of a relationship the 2 of you have been in. If it's been 2 months and you forgot her middle name, understandable. However, if it's been closer to say 2 years...it would indeed be awkward.

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clair_brodie 35

I dated a guy for three years who still could not remember how to spell my name.

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Demon_of_Light 27

It matters less how long they've been dating and more how often her middle name comes up. If I was dating someone for two years and I only mentioned my middle name once in the "get to know you" phase at the very beginning, I would understand if he forgot.

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jcash52426 5

Why do you have to say her full name, your having sex not getting married. Wait was their a priest under the blankets with you 2?

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maritime1992 5

She sounds full of herself. Who does she think she is? Beyonce?

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Goblin182 26

The only people that ever used all 3 of my names were my parents when they were made at me. Daddy issues?

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Goblin182 26

The only people that ever used all 3 of my names were my parents when they were made at me. Daddy issues?

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jcash52426 5

He should have said it in James Earl Jones voice.

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