Transportation: Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked...

By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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By millzee - 17/01/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML

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Mookdaruch 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:04

Didn't you lock the door?

someguy945 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:09

Wow, the person sitting next to you didn't notice that you got up and went to the bathroom? It's not like there's anywhere else you might have gone.

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Roseicat 16

Monday 4 January 2010 23:16

(Y) best come back ever :)

greeneye_fml 12

Monday 4 January 2010 23:37

Ackwarddd.... But it could be worse. I once walked in on one of my supervisors at work doing the same thing. I say to you what I wanted to say to her - LOCK THE DOOR GENIUS!

jane99 0

Monday 4 January 2010 23:38

I hate when people shit in public.

the_sodomizer 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 0:10

you should have offered to let them wipe for you

izziieB 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 0:14

why didn't you lock the door? every airplane I've been on has the automatic light when you lock the door and the door opens outwards! how would it be possible to hold it shut? you totally deserved it.

Luna0709 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 0:33

maybe the stranger was impressed hehehe

bostonfan 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 0:58

next time try locking the door.... thats gotta be pretty embarrASSing for both people.

devendra_fml 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:21

eh, you'll never see them again in your life, so what? i expected to see "the next day, i applied for a job, and guess who was interviewing me?!" or some unbelievable coincidence like that.

xx_irish_rose_xx 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:34

YDI for not locking the door

fireandice27 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:35

That's what the little 'engaged' thing is for. Yeah, I know, it can be a little confusing, but keep trying and one day you may just be able to lock your own toilet door like the big kids.